Showing posts with label Pork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pork. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Unusual Fruit Tuesday - Bitter Gourd

First of all, I want apologize to a fellow blogger for stealing her idea but honestly, even though she has written countless reviews of unusual fruits in her "weird fruit diaries" - I thought for sure she would have steered clear of this one.  For one, it's not really what you'd think of as a fruit in the first place and secondly, she has kids and there's NO WAY they would try this.  Buuuuut, I was wrong....at least partially.  I am still pretty sure her kids didn't try this but I also don't think think she was aware that it's technically a fruit.  Needless to say, I didn't find it when I searched "weird fruit diaries" and "bitter gourd" so I thought I was safe. 

And now my justification for continuing with this post?  It IS a fruit and I cooked it differently so hopefully this won't count as outright theft.  If you want to check out her take on the bitter gourd, please do!  She even came up with a catchier title-- the bitter truth

I picked up my bitter gourd from the market across the street and when I asked how bitter it was, the lady said, "Not really bitter."  She's a liar.  It's bitter...supah bitter. 

There she is - in all her bitter splendor. 

The inside is a weird spongy mess.  Scoop all that out!
Ready for a fun fact?  When the fruit gets real real ripe, it looks like this:

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!  I am not sure I would have carried on with this experiment had I seen that ahead of time.  It looks like something from a fruity horror flick. 

In addition to scooping the spongy goop out, the key to reducing bitterness is slicing the gourd super thin.

Ok - so...admittedly, taco seasoning is not what most would consider a "go to" item when cooking bitter gourd but this was before our HHE (and pantry contents) arrived so it was the best I could do.

And the really real for real key to reducing bitterness?  Adding Rice Vinegar.  Some would consider this cheating and it would certainly change the flavor of whatever you're cooking WITH the bitter gourd but there is no way I would find this a pleasing experience without it.  So, I doused and then soaked my chopped gourd (does that sound dirty to anyone else?) for about 15 minutes.

I had some shredded pork, chickpeas, diced tomatoes, and onions leftover from an earlier concoction so I just threw it all together.  The result?  I can honestly say it wasn't bad.  I had husbear try a bite and he said it basically tasted like a pickle.  So....I guess it could have been worse.  I realize it doesn't look appetizing and you probably shouldn't have to work so hard to make something taste....edible - but I guess that's what makes discovering new things fun eh?
And for the grand finale?  People are so wackadoodle that they've made a drink out of this phallic disaster.  Oh dear...I think this post has turned ugly. 

(Nasty horror shot and bittermelonman photos courtesy of every blogger's friend, Wikipedia;  Everything else by yours truly.)

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Does "yee haw!" translate in Spanish?

Because that's how we felt when we found a decent Mexican restaurant in Manila!  Yeehaw and wahoo!!  It wasn't anything fancy but it was affordable and super yummy.  Definitely a suitable substitute for Chipotle and the best part??  All the different hot sauces.  We were happier than a pig in ...well, a tortilla! (although I guess a pig might argue that point.)



Z, of course, had a burrito and I had carnitas with black beans (technically considered one of their "arroz platillos").  It was all fabulous so I gotta kick my shout outs to Orale!  I give it a 4.5 out of 5 sombrero rating!  Only thing that keeps it from getting a 5 is that they were a tad stingy on the meat for my meal.  I would have rather had more carnitas and less rice.  But then again, they're not called the "carnitas platillos".

Orale Location (the one we went to anyway): The Fort Strip, corner of 7th & 28th St in Bonifacio Global City, Taguig, Fort Bonifacio

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Parada ng Lechon 2013 - a Playful Filipino Twist on St. John's Day

(WARNING:  If you're a big fan of piggies...live piggies...you might not want to read this.  I have spared you some of the more vivid descriptions of the food part of the celebration but if you don't like pictures of animal heads on sticks, this might not be the post for you.  Consider yourself warned.)

And this is why I think I'm gonna love it here.  Leave it to our wacky country hosts to spin an otherwise solemn liturgical celebration into a rip roarin', eatin', and drinkin' parade party.

Traditionally, St. John's Day (always on June 24) is observed throughout the country with some sort of water dousing ritual.  In Balayan, they take it to the extreme.  You have not been "blessed", if you haven't been soaked with freezing cold water apparently.  Turns out we were blessed.....A LOT.  It's basically a free for all water fight, pitting the parade participants against the spectators and NO ONE IS SAFE.  Grandmas, babies, old men with canes - all were victims AND perps!  It was a freakin' hoot!

What's with the dressed up pigs you ask?   Well, believe it or not, there's an explanation for that too! The pig is a cornerstone of any Filipino festival, tradition, or large gathering -- it seems that it ain't a party until porky shows up.  Parada ng Lechon is an opportunity to showcase the piggies and basically give thanks for the bounty of crunchy succulent goody they always bestow.  Or at least, that's what I got out of it.  So, the Balayan townspeople (local businesses mainly) dress up their pig mascot in a slew of different outfits, parade it through town, and then have a huge feast at the end. The pigs are often torn to shreds by the end of the parade.  I am told that parade goers of years gone by would "steal" pieces of the pig while in route to their destination and that the vendors would protect their pigs with barbed wire etc.  These days, it appears, sharing is caring.  We had several "floats" rip off pieces of pig and try to hand them to us.  I graciously bowed out because, well, I don't know there's something not terribly appetizing about a soggy pig, half eaten by strangers.  Call me crazy...
Before we really knew what we were getting into
Everyone has the day off to celebrate St. John's day - even students.
Next time we'll bring an obscene-sized super soaker but for 2013, all we had were plastic buckets and cans of beer.  
But when the buckets are filled with ice cold water, it's somehow still a "win".
As has been the case on a daily basis, the locals were FASCINATED by Z.  This kid dumped a bucket of water on his head and then did an impression of M.J.
Never one to be left out, I begged the M.J. impersonator to get in a pic with me.   He of course, poured water down the back of my shirt while doing so which I think is a fair trade, you?

These kids KNOW when a picture is being taken.  This was on our way out and look at them!  It's like they're doing a teenage version of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Iron Man piggy
Wonderwoman Piggy - pretty sure those are authentic pigs feet she has for hands. The plastic wrapping over her head isn't meant to be morbid by the way.  There's just so much water flying around that parade participants wrap their pigs in plastic to protect them.  Maybe that seems silly to you or me but not to folks who eat every part of the pig.  They waste NOTHING and I'm sure Wonderwoman's pretty little face went to a good digestive cause later in the day.
A ridiculously cute moment.  Probably one of my favorite pictures....ever.

And in case you didn't think the party was really bumpin, check this out (and we weren't even on the main parade route).  All this and we're told this year's celebration was tame by comparison.  Apparently when the holiday falls on the weekend, it's a party that could hang with Mardi Gras. 






Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Deep in the Heart of Texas

"Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called walking." -George W. Bush

My mom will be a tad irked that I used a G-Dubb quote but it was so appropriate, I couldn't resist.  


I heart Texas, it's pretty obvious.  And even though my fanaticism has waned somewhat over the last few years (only because I have someone to keep me company now and I don't spend ALL my hours thinking about all my loved ones back home), I still am pretty loony about the Lone Star State. 

I've been thinking a lot about home lately.  Not so much because I miss all my peeps there (although I really do) but because the climate here is remarkably similar to Texas.  That got me to thinking about all of the things I love about Texas and since I am incredibly vain, I thought you might care...whoever you are...

So, here, in no particular order are a few things that remind me of my very favorite State:
Texas country music.  Yes, there IS a difference!
Bluebonnets, I'm glad there's a law against picking them dammit!
Our CHAMPIONS!!!  The Dallas Mavericks!  What a great season!!
Armadillos.  This dearly departed Armadillo's name is Earl Wyatt ArmeDadillo.  Cassie loves him..so should you!
A rapidly vanishing bit of our heritage...the horned toad.  Want to help his cause?  Go here: Horned Lizard Conservation Society
America's Team!!!
Big Tex:  "Well Howdy Pawdnah!"
Wide open skies and the storms you can see for miles away because there's nothing blocking your view
Hole in the wall Mexican joints
Big Hair, Big Fun!
There's NO BBQ like Texas BBQ!!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Pork Chop Burritos - Yes, you read that right!

Pork Chop Burritos with Black Bean Puree


Given we're moving very soon and most of my pantry will be in storage for a couple of years (sigh), I am starting to get pretty creative with the meals around here.  Otherwise known as, I am not buying a bunch of groceries so you'll eat what I make...dammit!  There are no complaints, mind you, but it feels strange to feed someone you love with...whatever is left in the cupboard.

So today, instead of our typical ground turkey burritos, I made pork chop burritos.  That's right...you couldn't even call these puppies "carnitas" burritos.  It was literally pork chops cut up in tiny pieces and stuffed in a burrito.  Of course, that's not giving the meal NEAR the credit it deserves.  It was a pretty good amount of work (well, it was for me and I am definitely no Rachel Ray).  If you take some extra time with the pork chops, you really can make them tender enough to put in burritos.


1 jalapeno pepper, chopped (I didn't have one on hand so I substituted 1 TBSP Cayenne and 1/2 TBSP Chili Powder)
2 tsp cumin
2 tsp salt
4 boneless pork chops
2 tbsp olive oil
1.5 cups chopped onions
1.5 carrots, chopped
2 TBSP chopped garlic
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp of ground red pepper
1 can chopped canned tomatoes
1/2 can 8oz tomato sauce
2 cups low-fat chicken broth
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed (or pinto if you prefer)
1 pkg (20-oz size) burrito-size flour tortillas
2 cups cooked brown rice
1/2 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (Or cheddar or Mexican blend.  I used non-fat..shocking!)
1 cup shredded lettuce (optional)
Salsa

Rub half the cumin and half the salt on both sides of the pork chops. Heat a medium size Dutch oven (or skillet) over medium-high heat and add the oil. Brown the pork chops in the oil for about 2 minutes per side. Remove chops from pan/Dutch Oven and transfer to a cutting board. Cut the meat into 1/2-inch pieces, discarding any fat, and place pieces in a bowl. Set aside.  (You might want to try 1/4 inch pieces but if you do, I can offer no guarantees on how tender the pork will turn out)

Reduce the heat of the Dutch oven to medium and add the jalapeno, onions, carrot, garlic, cinnamon, red pepper and the remaining salt and cumin. Cook for about 5 minutes or until onion becomes slightly translucent.  Add canned tomatoes and tomato sauce and cook 2 to 3 minutes. Stir in the chicken broth, black beans, and cut-up pork. Bring mixture to a boil, cover and simmer for 30 minutes.

Prepare rice per directions on box.

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Transfer 1 1/2 cups of the bean mixture without any pork to a food processor or blender and puree (return any pieces of pork to the pan).   When pork is close to being done, bring pureed been mixture to a slight simmer over medium low heat (until cooked through).

Spoon some rice down the center of one tortilla. Spoon some bean mixture on top of rice.  Add burrito mix and sprinkle with some of cheese.  Wrap up burrito and secure with toothpicks.  Spoon a tad of bean sauce and a tad more cheese on top of burrito (optional).  Heat in oven until cheese is just melted.


Use remaining bean sauce or salsa for condiments.





Braising is so important with recipes like this

Like I said, you might want to chop your pork into 1/4 inch pieces but you'll likely lose some tenderness.






It doesn't look like much but after pureed and heated, it was yum!




Leave the burritos open-faced if you want to add lettuce later

Leave these in the oven just long enough for the cheese to melt.  Watch out for scorched toothpicks!
 Hindsight is 20/20:  
  • Don't forget the bean sauce.  It will be kind of a pain to strain out the pork but it's worth it in the end.  The puree is yummy and you'll need to remove some of the beans and juice from the Dutch Oven or you'll have to much liquid to make non-messy burritos.  (NOTE: There will still be some extra liquid even if you take out the 1.5 cups of juice/beans but that's ok.  Just use a slated spoon when you're building your burrito.)

  • I'd have made this spicier...but that's just me. :) 

  •  It's possible cutting the pork chops into smaller bites would make the meat a little chewy but you might want to go for 1/4 inch pieces because they'll fit better in the burrito.  Z said it was a little strange that the pork was in chunks but that it tasted good.


I modified the below recipe to make this meal.  You didn't think I'd be brave enough to be the first to try pork chop burritos, did you?  Anyway, props to the original author.  This was a pretty good meal.