Showing posts with label Grooming. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Channeling Tom Selleck - Distraction from Syria, Part 2

I'm not saying we shouldn't read the news.  I'm simply offering a break from dreariness of it all.  So, in the spirit of giving back to my fellow Americans, here's a little piece of my distorted mind that I hope will make you smile.   Happy Friday!  Happy Thursday night if you're on the other side of the world!
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(UPDATE:  After re-reading this, I feel compelled to offer a quick caveat.  Just because someone appears on this list, does NOT mean I find them dreamy.  Some people just fit the mold so perfectly, they couldn't be overlooked. K...I feel better now.)

The other day, Z wore a shirt unbuttoned just so to reveal a patch of burly man chest hairs.  He will HATE that I used the word "burly" there. In fact, he might hate that I brought up his chest hairs in a public forum at all.  But who cares!?

I always giggle and say something like, "What's up Tom?" when he does this but secretly, I think it's pretty sexy.  Men SHOULD have chest hair and I absolutely HATE IT when they shave but that, my friends, is a story for another post.  You guys (er...mostly gals, I suppose) know what I'm getting to here don't you?  Who is the king of chest hair?  That's right...Tom Freakin' Selleck! He's also the king of mustaches but, again, story for another post.

So my handsome husband and Tom Selleck got me thinkin' - who else in our wide world is unafraid of chest hair exposure (aka man cleavage).  Down the rabbit hole I go......to bring you "The Not So Definitive List of People You Might Know Who Often (or Even Occasionally) Show The World Their PG-rated Short and Curlies".  OMG - I KILL me!


I find Simon Cowell to be a total DB but he is a frequent chest-hair-revealer so, on the list he goes.
Jude-mutha-grubbin-Law
It's rumored that Tom Jones' chest hair is actually insured...to the tune of 7 MILLION big ones!
Holy shit!  I just had me a gibgasm!  What a hunka man he was/is!  Nom nom nom nom nom

And in other news....
Because surely a wet suit/vest outfit needs to be unzipped....down to there.
And of course, the one and only...TOM SELLECK.  Ignoring the fact that he's advertising girly cigarettes, is that not the best photo of him ever?  Look at those eyes!  The dimples!  The chesticles!  Burly.Man.Hunk. 

Monday, July 11, 2011

Man soap


We were at a friend's house not too long ago when I excused myself to use the ladies'.  Like a good little girl, I washed my paws.  When I lathered up, I knew immediately that my husband would DIE for this hand soap.  It sounds silly, I know, but it was truly MAN SOAP.  There's no other way to explain it.  It was a mix of camping and aftershave with a touch of musk.  I dried my hands and walked quietly out of the bathroom with my new secret tucked away.  I tried to limit any flamboyant hand movements in fear that the smell would waft across the room.  I wanted to see what his reaction would be when he used the stuff.   I knew full well when he would positively rave about that soap.  I was right.  It wasn't 15 minutes later that he returned from the bathroom gushing about their lathery goodness.  Do people really gush, btw?  Seems an odd thing to do upon returning from the bathroom but I digress.

Of course he asked where they picked up this perfect of all perfect soaps and, with knowing smiles, they said they had first used it in a swank hotel and have since been purchasing it online.  I made a vow to remember the brand thinking I might one day order some for the hubs (we'll call him Zach from here on out). ;)

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I don't particularly care for the soap.  To me, it's full on dude.  I don't mind the smell; it's rather pleasant.  I just don't want to be the one from which the smell is emanating.  I suppose it could be considered unisex but even the description on the website lends itself to the masculine consumer...."earthy, woody" I believe they say (as if one does not somehow imply the other).

Snarkiness aside, I do think this would make a good gift for the men in your lives.  If you're going to put it in the guest bathroom however, I might suggest putting one of their sweeter scents alongside the Vetiver.  They have a plethora of choices:  Tuberose, Sweet Tea, Magnolia, etc. and you can check them all out at the link attached below.

Elizabet W - Hand Wash Product Line