Thursday, August 8, 2013

Val Kilmer's Elbow

From time to time (read: DAILY), I am guilty of  going down random rabbit-holes on the interwebs.  I have admittedly gotten lost searching "celebrity deformities" more than once as it is by far one of the more satisfying time wasters.  Now, because I am a typically nice person and have a guilty conscience, I would like to caveat that I don't think the following deformities/abnormalities/quirks make any of these people less beautiful or talented but I think sometimes we forget that these folks are real people.  They poo poo on the potty, probably pick their nose, and don't wake up looking like they do on the cover of the magazines we are constantly buying.  These little irregularities just happen to bring home that fact.

No chance I'm even close to the first person who has shared these photos but hey, the beauty of a personal blog is that it's personal.  I can do what I want!  None of the following are my photos (obvi!), fyi.  No attribution provided because there are so many copies out there, it's impossible to find the original. So, without further ado....DEFORMITIES OF YOUR FAVORITE STARS:

In the interest of full disclosure, I think that his elbow has gotten significantly better over the last several years.  Apparently, it was calcium buildup after he fell on it while filming a scene for The Doors. 

 I think this is my favorite.  I may have even already blogged about it.  I would have NEVER seen this on my own.  Thank you webstalkers!  Anything that helps us make fun of T.C. is appreciated.
OUCH!
Toe nubbins!!!!
No one looks at her damn belly button anyway!
Again, I'm guessing 99.999999% of the world's male population could give two shits about her thumbs!

Of course, his quirk is super cool!

Admit it, you're jealous you can't do "nanoo nanoo!" with your toes!
Way too distracted by his abs to even notice he has nipples...much less three of them.
And this is like a mini tribute to Granny D.  I used to untwist her twisty toes for fun.  Grandparents will let you do anything, I swear. 

2 comments:

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Wow, just wow. I am really disturbed by the webbed toes and the toe nubbins. Also didn't Tom Cruise have braces a few years ago? How did his orthodontist not fix that?


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Chic 'n Cheap Living

Lindsey said...

Hahahahaha! Yes! I have succeeded in creeping someone out! Strangely enough, however, his orthodontist did not fix that particular flaw. In fact, if you ask me, it's more pronounced now. Again - I love a good reason to poke fun at Tom "Crazy town" Cruise.