Thursday, July 21, 2011

Bull Pizzle


Today was a very special day in our house because we got a new shipment of Bully Sticks from Best Bully Sticks!!  Now, if you don't know what bully sticks are or don't have dogs, you may not know what I'm talking about and to be honest, until a couple months ago, if you'd uttered the words "bully stick", I'd have looked at you like you were from Mars too. 

Before I go into the dirty details, I'd like to kick my shouts out to Callie and Andrew.....and Jack, the wonder dog.  They are ALL responsible for Cassie's addiction.  It's really kind of sad to see her deteriorating like this.  It's possible we will have to stage some sort of intervention.

You see, these are BIG chewies...not intended for runt doggies like my Cassie but she doesn't know that.  She's thinks they're "baby bear"....which is, btw, my way of saying juuuuust right. 



Christmas for K9s!

 I should probably break the news now.  See that unassuming looking stick there?  It's actually the inside of a bull penis.  That's right people...my dog is chewing on a bull dong.  Awesome.  My husband has taken to calling them Bull Pizzle...thus the title of this post.   I suppose if you don't laugh you'll cry. 

Thankfully, these are the odor free variety and they're "natural"...whatever THAT means.  I mean how freakin' unnatural could a bull penis be?!?!

Can I have it????  puh puh puhlease?!? 
 Whatever though...they keep her entertained forever which is all I care about. 
Peace out mom!  Going to gnaw down on my bull pizzle!

Look at that thing!  It's as long as her and she's a wiener dog!



Look at that shiznit!  She's actually holding it with her paw.  Lord knows what she'd do with opposable thumbs!

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